Katherine Ryan Owns the Stage in Doncaster with Battleaxe Brilliance
Katherine Ryan is back, and she’s sharper than ever! Her latest stop in Doncaster for the Battleaxe tour was nothing short of spectacular. The Canadian-born comedian, known for her razor-sharp wit and fearless humor, took to the stage at the Doncaster Dome and delivered a night of laughter, brutal honesty, and classic Katherine Ryan sass.
From the moment she stepped onto the stage, Ryan wasted no time in calling out the quirks of the venue, joking about its "wide" layout with the kind of cheeky humor that has made her a fan favorite. She reassured the audience—completely tongue-in-cheek—that her reference to "wide" had nothing to do with her own body, despite having three children. "I have children like a drunk person eats chicken nuggets," she quipped, setting the tone for the night.
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Ryan’s signature style is to take aim at everything and everyone, including her own husband and, well, all men in general. “I love men, I just think you’re very stupid based on how you look and act,” she declared, as the audience roared with laughter. She went on to dissect the differences between men and women cheating, pointing out that while women meticulously plan their affairs, men, on the other hand, could leave the house with the best intentions and somehow end up in the lap of a sex worker by lunchtime. And in classic Katherine fashion, she delivered the ultimate punchline: “If dildos learned how to bleed a radiator, men would be obsolete.”
While Ryan’s material often leans into playful jabs at men, it’s never truly mean-spirited. Her comedy comes from a place of love, even if it’s a little exasperated. She doesn’t let women off the hook either, throwing in some brutally funny insights about motherhood. As a mother of three, she hilariously pointed out the irony that her husband’s hobby (golf) takes five hours, while her “hobby” is just going to the bathroom alone. The crowd laughed, but many parents in the audience nodded in agreement—because, let’s face it, she’s not wrong.
Then came one of the most anticipated moments of the night: Ryan’s take on the Russell Brand controversy. She didn’t hold back, offering a ten-minute segment that was equal parts comedic and cutting social commentary. It’s in these moments—when she’s at her most serious—that Ryan truly shines. She has an uncanny ability to make audiences laugh while also making them think.
The second half of the show took a more interactive turn, with Ryan reading out text messages from audience members. One particular message about a woman’s cheating husband and her younger sister took an unexpected turn when the guilty man, who happened to be in the audience, literally ran out of the venue. The moment was shocking, hilarious, and utterly chaotic—the kind of thing that only happens in live comedy. Ryan, ever the pro, handled it with her trademark sharp wit and moved on seamlessly.
After nearly two hours of nonstop comedy, Ryan wrapped up the night in true diva fashion, strutting offstage in a dazzling ballgown to thunderous applause. If there was ever any doubt that she remains one of the UK’s most confident and commanding comedians, this performance erased it completely.
Katherine Ryan isn’t just funny—she’s a force of nature. And in Doncaster, she once again proved why she’s at the top of her game.
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