South Park’s Wild Return: Naked Trump, Satan, and a Billion-Dollar Merger
So get this — South Park just dropped one of the most jaw-dropping season premieres in its long, chaotic history, and the timing couldn’t have been more explosive. Just as Paramount sealed the deal to become the exclusive global streaming home for South Park in a five-year, $1.5 billion agreement, the show fired back with a savage, no-holds-barred takedown of none other than Donald Trump — and their own parent company.
The episode, titled Sermon on the ’Mount , doesn’t just roast Trump — it full-on flambés him. We’re talking about scenes where he’s literally begging Satan for sex, suing the town of South Park for billions, and, in a truly surreal moment, wandering naked through the desert while a deepfake version of himself delivers a bizarre monologue. Oh, and his penis talks. Yes, really. It even ends with the line: “His penis is teeny-tiny, but his love for us is large.” That actually happened.
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And as if that wasn’t enough, the episode also comes on the heels of an $8 billion merger between Paramount and Skydance finally being approved by U.S. regulators — after months of political tension tied directly to Trump himself. Apparently, Paramount had to cough up a $16 million settlement to the former president to smooth things over and get the merger across the finish line. Critics slammed it as a blatant bribe, especially since it came right after Trump’s legal drama with CBS’s 60 Minutes — another Paramount property.
The satire didn’t stop with Trump. The episode also mocked the network's decision to cancel The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, just days after he publicly blasted that $16 million payout. In the South Park universe, Jesus himself returns to warn the town that if they upset Trump, they’ll be “cancelled” too. That line hit hard , especially given how real that fear is for media creators right now.
Naturally, the White House wasn’t amused. A spokesperson dismissed the show as “desperate and irrelevant,” claiming President Trump’s record speaks for itself. But if the intention was to stir controversy, South Park absolutely succeeded.
With Paramount now stuck between their billion-dollar franchise and a thin-skinned president with a lawsuit trigger finger, the stakes for this season have never been higher. Whether you love it or loathe it, one thing is clear — South Park is not backing down. And judging by this premiere, they’ve only just begun.
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